Friday, January 30, 2009

15 Hours eh (:



HELLO PEOPLE OF THE WORLD,


I am, from now onwards, a student of Temasek Junior College. God knows best, so yea, I'll just accept what he has given me. There are a few paradoxes here but I don't care. Though deep down, I am slightly saddened that I did not get into Raffles Junior College, but as my cousin always says, "Thats LIFE!". Indeed, Life it is. I will make the best out of this new adventure and hopefully learn countless of priceless lessons in my next step in education. To others, I bid you a merry and wonderful journey in your new environment! I sound like a sage.

.... . . ... ... .. .. . . . ... . . . . ...

woo okay, just got back from the weekly friday night thing that Muhammad, Fadhil and I have. We went cycling today. Let me tell you where we went.

First stop - Tampines Mart
Second Stop - East Point
Third Stop - Temasek Polytechnic
Fourth Stop - Somewhere between TP and Ikea, at a field. BIG OPEN field
Fifth and Last Stop - IKEA
Okay no, Sixth Stop and Really the Last Stop - The Fitness corner infront of their houses.

We practically made one REALLY UBER huge round, from one edge of Tampines to the edge of Pasir Ris. Stopped at Simei and met Siti Khairunnisa awhile, you know, just meet up after some time. Then proceeded on to Ikea, which was surprisingly far from Simei. Surprise. It was tiring but had fun, couple of boys in little cute bikes cycling at night, screaming and shouting. Sounds like a nuisance, well, we were. But it was fun, so to hell... Then at Ikea, Muhammad wanted to get some Ice Cream so we stopped awhile, took a detour at the Toilet and this was what we did.





See lah, my friends. Hahaha

I'm tired to the point that typing this causes a headache. The keyboard seems so far, the clicking noise, so loud. Goodnight Gays.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

BE ASTOUNED BY THE WONDERS OF SWENSEN'S EARTHQUAKE.
THIS. WILL. BE. A. MEME. POST. FOR. I. AM. BORED
Name: Ahmed Khalil Khan Son Of Mohamed Hapiz Khan Son Of Ali Khan Son Of Merwali Khan.
Birthday: 14th November 1992
Birthplace: Singapore
Eye Colour: Brown with Blue at th sides? Haha
Hair Colour: Dark brown
Height: HAHA not constant for now? Almost 1.7m i think
Right Handed or Left Handed?: Righty
Your Heritage: Daaamn. Pathan, Bugis, Jawa, Arab, Afghan and some more. haha
My Worst Habit: DISTURBING TH SHIT OUT OF YOU.
Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
Shoe Size: ate
Pant Size: I have a small waist. 30
Parents Still Together?: Yeap
Shoes You Wore Today?: Havaianas!


YOURS
Your Weakness: Things I hold dear
Your Fears: Sometimes the dark. SOMETIMES
Your Perfect Pizza: A bit crusty, not too much tomato, a lotta BBQ stuffs, chicken and CHEESE!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Own th next school i go to.
Your Most Overused Phrase In Instant Messenger: lol
Your Best Physical Feature: My Smile.
Your Bedtime: Depends, not a definite time.
Your Most Missed Memory: Playing with my brother and cousins in th toilet! HAHA


MY FAVOURITE
Colours?: Green and Orange
Food? : ROTI JOHN, KWAY TEOW and EGG PRATA. favouriteS
Animal? : Cats
Ice Cream? : Frosted chocolate malt
Candy? : Grape Mentos
Store? : Bee Cheng Hiang
Salad Dressing? : Mayonaise, I like Liquidefied Fats.
Actress? : I'm not sure, depends, ON WHAT? haha
Songs? : Disease - Matchbox 20 but changes with mood
Letter? : A
Number? : 3 26 13
Gum? : the one you buy in Malaysia!
Holiday? : THE END OF THE YEAR.
Season? : I love th sun thank you
Toothpaste Flavour?: Strawberry you know, the KODOMO one
Radio Station? : Not a radio person
Perfume? : Drakkar Noir
Scent Besides Perfume?: Shampoo haha
Body Part On The Opposite Sex? : Face!


FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up? : A Teacher
How Do You Want To Die? : While praying haha


FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let’s walk on the: edge of the world
What a nice: ass ( FROM MY SISTER HAHAHA! )
Where did all the: high levels go?
Why can’t we: just go to heaven
Silly, little: BOY I AM YOUR FACHER
Isn’t it weird that: I eat so much and dont get weight? HAHA
Never Under Any Circumstance: would i eat human faeces. DAMN.
I wish: I lived in th past
Everyone has their: Gay times, yknow?
I am: YOUR FACHER


HAVE YOU EVER
Been In love? : Yea, am
Been to Juvie? : Dont intend to
Mooned Someone? : I dont understand th term MOON. hmm
Been Rejected? : Nahh haha
Ran Away from home? : I like my bed.
Picture your crush naked? : Thats just WRROOOONG
Skipped School? : I dont think so, skip halfway yea?
Thought about Suicide?: Wondered
Slept Outside? : COUNTLESS TIMES LA SIAA
Laughed so hard you cried: Often
Cried in school? : Yea omg
Thrown up in school? : Whoo yah
Wanted to be a model? : YEA HAHAHA underwear model
Cheated on someone? : BOOO
Done Something Really stupid that you still laugh at it today?: waitwait, YEA
Seen a dead body?: Almost every year
Been Bitched Out? : I'm not sure what this means
Drank Alcohol? : Nahh
Smoked: For the Record, NO.
Been on drugs?: Yea Panadol
Eaten Sushi?: No, but people keep saying its delicious, so I'll try one day
Been on Stage? : Mhmm
Gone Skinny Dipping? : ONE DAY ONE DAY HAHA
Shoplifted? : yeap, evil people i am
Been Drunk? : On Milo and Root Beer
Been called a Tease? : I belive so
Been beaten up? : Birthday bashed last year, in a Limo. lol


DO YOU
Swear? : Yea, you should hear Geng Apam while playing DoTA
Sing Well? : I'm not sure. but yea, to hell x)
Shower Daily? Daily is once a day, okay maybe sometimes.
Want to go to College? : GOING
Want to get married? : My life wouldn't be complete without it
Believe in yourself? : YEA NIGGA
Get motion sickness? : Nahh
Think You’re Attractive? : Im can't say, what do you think?
Get along with your parents? : Sometimes?
Like thunderstorms? : very nice
Play an instrument? : Im musically handicapped.
Own an iPod? : Ish, once, for a moment, but not anymore
Pray: Yes.
Go to Church? : Once or twice?
Sleep with a Stuffed Animal? : Nahh, but i do have a really big pillow lol
Keep a Diary/ Journal? : Do blogs count?
Dance in the Rain? : I'd just run around
Sing in the shower? : Ask my sis for an audio recording, HAHA


THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke? : Pepsi
McDonald’s or BK? : Burger Kings.
Single or Group Dates? : Singlee, group would be like outing seh
Chocolate or Vanilla? : See my Mood
Strawberries or Blueberries? : Strawberries man
Meat or Veggie? : MEET
TV or Movie? : Moviee la, but you think I so rich ah?
Guitar or Drums? : Guitar
Adidas or Nike? : Adidas
Chinese or Mexican? : Mexican, th KFC Meltz like Mexican right?
Cheerios or Corn Flakes? : Corn Flakes, I still wonder how corn becomes that.
Cake or Pie? : CAKER
MTV or VH1? : MTV
Blind or Deaf? : Deaf
Boxers or Briefs? : Briefs. lol


CAN YOU
Do the splits: Thats painful. No
Write with both hands: Cann, but its disgusting when written with my left
Whistle: Sometimes yknow, but no
Blow a bubble: Yeap
Roll your tounge in a circle : Yeap
Cross your eyes : Its hurtss but yes
Walk with your toes curled : JUST FOR THIS, i tried, and yes, i can haha, and now my toes cramp.
Touch your tongue to touch your nose: WHOOSH, no
Dance: HAHA I THINK.
Eat whatever you want and not worry: Everytime I do


WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You touched: Babar, this sounds wrong.
You Talked to on the phone: Sheila! (:
You Instant Messaged: Sheila
You Hugged: Zainul! Long time never see that fella
You yelled at: Babar
You played a sport with: BELEAF


WHEN WAS THE LAST
Time you laughed: A few hours ago
Time you cried: Ages.
Movie you watched: Chandi Chowk to China HAHA
Flavour of Gum you chewed: I think it was Grape
Joke you told : LAST NIGHT!
Song you sung: Just now haha


BELIEFS
Life on other planets: Eh, who knows
Magic: Hahaha yea, MAGICK
Love at first sight: That isn't love
God: Yes.
Satan: Yea
Ghosts: YEA! HAHA omg
Santa: that fat man lives in another dimension laa
Evolution: DO I LOOK LIKE I CHANGED FROM AN APE YOU FOOL


IN A GUY/GIRL
Fav eye colour: Brown (:
Fav hair colour: Natural
Short or long hair : Longg
Height: Not taller than me
Weight: Its not an issue


10 Random Facts about me.

1. I have africa on my chest
2. I sleep with my brother
3. I had a tooth in my forehead before
4. I'm dark while both my siblings are fair
5. I not yet 50kg
6. I didn't have normal kindergarten
7. My lips are slightly not aligned
8. My teeth are VER-SHING kinda white
9. I like Maths
10. I want to go to university

1. Who's the person that tagged you?
- Ahmed Haliim Khan

2. Relationship between you and her?
- He's My Brother

3. Three impressions of her?
- Fierce, easy-going and dominant

4. If he becomes your enemy, you will?
- not be at peace

5. What will you say to the person you like very much?
- Lee, hello

6. Characteristic I like about myself?
- My good nature

7. Characteristic I hate about myself?
- How sometimes I don't think before I speak

8. For the person whom you hate, you say?
- Mehh, where got hate one

9. What do people feel about you?
- I'm not sure, Hopefully its all good

10. Your crush? - she's a girl.

11. Pass this to 10 people: (most have done it, so i'm gna put whoever, you don't have to do anyway)

1. Sheila
2. Siti Khairunnisa
3. Muhammad
4. Nurdiyanah
5. Ahmad Husaini
6. Sharifah Ameera YOU GAY
7. Fadhil Alsagoff
8. Gerald CHEE.
9. Shahirah
10. Edna? haha

12. If 5 and 7 were together?
- Ahmad and Fadhil? HOLY SHIT sia.

13. Who does 5 like?
- I'll ask him, no promises

14. What colur does 9 like?
- Shah? I think purple? LOL random guess

15. Say something bout 8?
- He's my Class Manager for 4 years and he's good

16. Who is 2?
- My Bestfriend

17. Talk about 3.
- Muhammad, Hes a good guy, sometimes gay, but yea, he's nice. Embekk

18. Who is 10's best friend?
- EDNA? Lol, im not sure

19. Who's the sexiest among all 10?
- hahaha x)

20. What colour does 4 like?
- I think its green, eh?

21. Is 4 single?
- HAHA YEA GO FOR HER AH! HAHA x)

22. Your relationship with 1?
- Helloo (:

23. Are 5 and 6 best friend?
- i don't think they know each other, but can ah

24. 9's surname?
- Im not sure haha

25. 7's nickname?
- Dhil

26. Say something to 8.
- HEY GAY!

27. Say something to help 9.
- HAVE FUN BEING SEC 4 :D

28. Who do I admire?
- High Level In Malaysia

29. Where does 1 live?
- Tampiness

30. 10 of them know who you like?
- Most? x)

31. Say something to 6 when you see her.
- Okay

32. 10's spouse?
- Obama

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Alright, its been awhile since I last updated. Didn't feel like updating

Well heres the rundown of what happened the last few days.

Go out with Muhd,

Go out with Sheila,

Go out with Siti and Sadiq and Su,

Jogging, Picnics, Go out some more.



Then yesterday involved the first two, and another one, and a different thing. Watch a Movie.

Hahaha. Watched Chandni Chowk to China. Hindustan with subtitles. A funny show, really. If you wanna catch a movie with a light feeling, just for th sake of laughing, and feeling different, watch this. Though th movie seems very shallow, theres quite a deep lesson in it. And as someone said, got message behind it, you know, like SBQ for SS one. hahaha. To be fair, its true.

There were so many funny parts I can't even remember em all. And the SONG. Man, it gets stuck to your head quite like the Nobody Nobody But Chou, but not as strong. And the Main Actress, Deepika Padukone, Depict-A-Pardoo-Cone. Haha. Yea, she's hot, REALLY. Go find an image of her on google if you think its just me.

The day ended unexpectedly fast, cause I had to rush home. Heh.
But it was fun while it lasted, haha.
SOMEHOW, not a single picture was taken. Of us, that is.

So many movies to catch in the following months, Underworld : Rise of the Lycans, Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen, Fast and Furious, Angels and Demons, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, X-Men Origins : Wolverine and gaylords more. What did I miss? And DAMN, so many coming out in MAY, Apam's birthday. Embekk

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

Bye gays.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

It is 4 and I am bored.

Past few days had been eventful and fun, like on tuesday.

Went for Temasek JC Open House, was quite happening, in terms of atmosphere and all, but the happening people, the seniors were absent. Damn. Anyway got to meet a friend who wanted to see me after results. Farah Syirin's the name, and I'm sorry, didnt get to pass your message lol.

What was exciting was the activities there. For th past 3 years or so, my brother and I have always gone to open houses to ONE, meet the people there and most importantly TWO, to rockclimb. Like the people there wanted to play soccer, so it was my brother, me and 3 other graduates agaisnt the TJ school team. Yea then it rained so we just lepak. Got to rock climb after so long, three times in a row. Fingers hurt like cramped up like mad but it was fun hah.
Seems like a warm place.


After that went to muhammad's place and had a spur-of-th-moment picnic at Pasir Ris Park with Gerald and Liang Wei. Cycled there and enjoyed like th wind and all. Been a long time since we had that much of like free fun, haha. The wind was so strong when birds tried to fly they were virtually motionless! COOL! hahaha and muhammads sandwich got stolen by a crow. So to get revenge, we set a trap, which was unsuccessful beyond words.



Liangwei's face is PRICELESS. the wind was THAT strong, hahahaha

Then we proceeded to look for interesting things when th tide is low. HAHA! I found an indian goddess statue in the sand, was about to pick it up when liang wei said it could be cursed, lol.
Got bitten by a huge crab, YES A CRAB. poked a few anemones while liang wei and gerald were catching creepy crawlies in the sea, okay I was catching, they were keeping watch and collecting.
Muhammad was missing the action cause he had to settle some stuff, which was a LOT. Damn, me gerald and my other friend used to do this regularly in sec 2, like catch mudskippers and all, just for the fun of it. Haha, you guys should try it sometime, its fun, lol
Muhammad's spastic but we all love him x)

GOODBYE.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Helloo there
Let me share with you what made today such a delightful day for me. Well, firstly its because I received home-baked cookies from a friend! Haha, which was delicious "got famous amos texture" and secondly because of my results, which truthfully, I wasn't expecting. Well, I went crazy for approximately 5 minutes or more after I got my results before I let time catch up with me. Ask me

Well, getting on with the quiz from JR.

001. Real name → Ahmed Khalil Khan S/O M H K
002. Nickname(s)→ Mamat, Mat
003. Star sign → Scorpio
004. Male or female → Male
005. Elementary → White Sands Primary School
006. Middle School → Temasek Secondary School
007. High School → I'm not sure
008. Hair color → Brownish Black
009. Long or short → Short
010. Loud or Quiet → Loud
011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans
012. Phone or Camera → Phone
013. Health freak → Nope
014. Drink or Smoke? → Neither
015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Nah
016. Eat or Drink → Eat
017. Piercings → Nope
018. Tattoos → Nah

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane→ Yeap!
020. Been in a relationship → Yes.
021. Been in a car accident → Nah.
022. Been in a fist fight → Yea, interesting experience.

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Never?
024. First best friend → Firdaus, in K2
025. First award → K2? I forgot what for
026. First crush → Once again, in K2, Hanisah lol
028. First vacation → PENANG!

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to → Sheila.
030. Last person you texted → Sheila
031. Last person(s) you watched a movie with → Sheila
032. Last food you ate → Food? Roti John!
033. Last movie you watched → Twilight.
034. Last song you listened to → Zombie - Cranberries
035. Last thing you bought → Chocolate Chip Cream Frappe
036. Last person you hugged → Sheila

FAVES:
037. Food → Disputable, between Prata and Roti John, and Nasi Ayam, okay Local food then
038. Drinks → Root Beer
039. Clothing → Shirt and Jeans
040. Books → Five People You Meet In Heaven
041. Musics → Disease - Matchbox 20, but It changes with my mood
042. Flower → Roses.
043. Colors → Green
044. Movies → So far, Lord of The Rings : Return of the King
045. Positions → 1st.
046. Subjects → Maths!

IN 2008..... I
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [ ] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [-] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [ ] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [-] done something you've regretted
056. [-] broke a promise
057. [-] hid a secret
058. [-] pretended to be happy
059. [-] met someone who changed your life
060. [-] pretended to be sick
061. [-] left the country
062. [-] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [-] ran a mile
065. [-] went to the beach with your best friend(s)
066. [ ] stay single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Air
068. Drinking → Liquid Air
069. I'm about to → Call someone
070. Listening to → My fan
071. Plans for today → Go to TJC open house
072. Waiting for → My brother to end his call

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Definitely
074. Want to get married? → Yeap
075. Careers in mind → Teacher?

WHICH IS BETTER WITH GIRL/BOY?
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes
077. Shorter or taller? → Shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneous
079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Nice Stomach
080. Sensitive or loud → Loud with Sensitivity
081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → Trouble-Maker.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Countless, okay maybe thrice
084. Ran away from home → Nope
085. Hold a gun/knife for self defense → Nah
086. Killed somebody → No
087. Broken someone's heart → I'm not sure, but if I did, Sorryyy
088. Been arrested → Almost
089. Cried when someone died → Yea

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → Yea
091. Miracles → Seen it so yea
092. Love at first sight → More of infatuation then love?
093. Heaven → Yup
094. Santa Claus → Singapore Doesn't have any chimneys, so no
095. Sex on the first date → Nahh
096. Kiss on the first date → Nope

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yeap
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → Right now? Yea
099. Do you believe in God → Yea with all my life
100. This is the 100th and last.

Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people.

FINALLY.
1- Sheila!
2- Siti Khairunnisa!
3- Sharifah Ameera!
4- Fadhil Alsagoff!
5- Shahirah!
6- Afiqah!
7- Syahidah!
8- Fay!
9- Diyanah!
10- Whoever!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Hi,
I'm really tired to the point that I will sleep if I lie down now, you know?
Well, it's on purpose. Tonight, I'm sure my mind will be absorbed in tomorrow, so by making my self tired to that point, I'll be able to have a good sleep tonight, hopefully
Haha
Finally the date has arrived. Long-awaited yet dreaded like the plague. It makes my heart beat fast in anticipation, yet deep inside, there is a deep fear of what's to come. I guess we all do have something to fear about, just the thought that it will define your future is already overwhelming. Then comes the hopes and dreams, the fear that it will come crashing down with reality. Yet, at the same very moment, the anticipation builds, for some. With knowledge that you have did your best, one can even dream of being one of the top students, the glory and the satisfaction it gives. To me, theres no use fearing for it, essentially. It brings you nothing, except more fear, and probably sleepless nights. Whats done IS done. No fear doesn't mean I'm confident, just that Ive come to terms that this has already been set in stone, and that whatever the results is, it is of my doing, how much I studied and all. To all who harbour the common fear within us, be cool. May tomorrow be a wonderful day for us.
I bid all those getting their results back tomorrow the best, and strength! No, luck is not part of the equation.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Today, had been an interesting and thoroughly fun day.
Day started at 1, okay maybe 1.30. I HAVE A REASON OKAY! Couldn't sleep properly the night before cause it was too cold and I didn't have my blanket. And yes, I sleep with a blanket. Warm sleep is good sleep for me. Hence, when I did sleep, I NEEDED sleep, thats why I woke up at 1

Played DoTA with my brother till he realized he had school and had to rush off. Lol.
It was 3, almost 4, and I promised Muhammad I'd be at his house at 3.

My intention to go to his house was simple, record a video. What was to be recorded, that was the troublesome part, and very embarassing, HAHA. See, today is my friend Sarra's birthday, (HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU IF YOU READ MY BLOG!) so we decided to fulfill her wish of seeing me dancing to Muhammad's favourite Korean Girl Group, Wondergirls. DAAAMN. So I had to learn th dance really quick, cause it had to be done TODAY. But we played a little bit of soccer in his house first and this caused my left eye to be swollen. I headed his head. HAHAHA
As I was saying, yea, 30 minutes to learn, and holy shit, it was difficult. Respect Muhammad for being able to dance so well man. It was Gay with a capital G. My abs hurt after practicing it the second time cause I had to shake my hips so much. To dance gay-ishly with my bestfriend and being on video, is SUPER FUN. HAHA, who cares if its gay, we had fun. So after 1 hour, finally we had our video. After reviewing it, I realized I shook my hips abit too much, as compared to Muhammad. "WHATHEF!!" We were laughing so hard we were crying. My stomach still hurts

So HERES the link, if you want to see, which I KNOW YOU DO!
2 Hours later, 100 megabytes later, 5 Videos later, Sarra, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 7 minutes of me and Muhammad dancing to a song called NOBODY. Have fun.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YOiJv27szY



WHEE
KICAP PEOPLE :D

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Last weekend, okay, last saturday, my cousin, whom I lived with when I was young, just got MARRIED. Which is a big deal, yea? But before that, theres the ceremony of ... I don't know what its called in English, but the bride and groom basically sign some official letters to get married.

Less words, more pictures!




The Bride & Groom, cool yea? haha



Now for the wedding.


The Bride's parents, My Uncle and Aunt

The Siblings, Cousins and an Aunt

May they have a blessed marriage.