I have become tired.
The long hours are finally catching up to me.
This unlimited source of energy is running low.
My eyes grow heavy as the days go by.
My spirit glows a little lesser.
I have become tired.

OMGG.
I have not updated for such a long time have I not.
alia diamond! :) [ ALIA THE GAY IS HERE BESIDE ME ]
Okay, lets look at what has happened in my life in the past few weeks yea,
Schools been gay, and is getting gay-er with P.W and what not, c'mon, EMERGENCY OR CONSERVATION?! No matter, it has been given and we shall just have to deal with it, TOO BAD AH THATS LIFE.

Climbings good too, finally got shoes! White Pearl Lace Ups, SIZE SIX. Uber small, but thats climbing shoes for you. My forearms growing, but holy shit, despite the gain in muscle mass and height, you know, you expect me to like gain weight or something right? But check this out, I LOST weight and now I weigh at an astounding and mind-boggling 44.5kg. Shocking isn't it? I knoww. Like HOLY SHIT siaaa. Mehh, what to do, just eat and train for now, we'll see what time has to offer.

Socially sound too. Like met people on a regular basis? Especially one (:
I'm looking forward for Speech Day 09, can FINALLY meet the people whom have gone to the other side of Singapore to continue their education. WHOO! :D

Other than that, nothing much has happened? OH WAIT, Im in a Malay Cultural Society, MCS, Mega event, thats happening this April, on the 25th. Im the M.C or maybe part of the Skit, but thats still in the shadows, so yea, if you wanna come, DO TELL ME YEA! I'm hoping you guys would though, can like reunion? Hahaha

Oh well, apart from that, nothing much? But I have a tendency to skip some things in my mind. So stay gay people.

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By the Time, verily, Man is in loss! Except for those who do believe and do righteous good deeds, and invites one another to the truth and invites one another to the patience.

HELLO

these are my friends, well except one of em yea, I do not know her, but the rest, yes,

BE ASTOUNDED PEOPLE.

TODAY, many interesting things happened.

I laughed till I cried, such a feeling, haha.
I felt a sense of relief and happiness surge into me.
I discussed mathematics excitedly with a friend, LOL.
I had a feeling of accomplishment.
I grew uneasy but chilled.
I settled my anger very quickly

and lastly,

I TRIPPED ON A CABLE IN MCCAFE, AND FELL ON ALL FOURS, CAUSING A LAPTOP AND MANY OTHER THINGS TO FLY. WHOOSH.

The Pimple has been conquered, FINALLY.
See, The Pimple is a route in my school.
Why The Pimple, you may ask. Its because it has many circular things jutting out, very similar to the pimples on a persons face, you know? Haha
Well, basically its a difficult route, I think?
Its called an overhang, you know, form th side, it looks like THIS /
Its like slanted around 30 degrees? So the pull of gravity gets stronger as you go higher.
As you go higher, your arms get weaker, your strength seeps out just when th going gets tougher. So yea, its tough.

AND I COMPLETED IT!
okay, didn't finish properly cause I fell, but WHAT TO DO, im still a noob, yes Apam?

The next challenge is The Mango. WAIT, don't react.
Weird name huh? Its cause the main obstacle in th route is this Mango-shaped tile.
Its smooth and you can't really grip it, called a sloper. When I got to it, I went OMGAWDDD lol
Its gay.
And I couldn't do it. So I shall try again next week. Maybe cause I was tired when I got to it. heh
So yea, Climbing Rocks :D

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Schools been good, should you wish to ask. Assignments still on time, still able to cope and understand the tutorials which are zooming by, Climbings been good and friends are good.
I hope school has been good for you guys too yea. You know, you may get pissed with stuff, or feel like its too much, but chill mon, as God said, I don't remember it clearly, but heres the gist of it, that He does not burden you with no more than you can handle. I'm not thinking straight right now, so I'm just gonna type out what comes to my mind.

Lets see.

Call, Dota, Sleep, Food, Enzymes, Chem, Wedding, Party, PW damn, Mango, March Holidays WHOO, Angry Brother, Maths, DAMN, Climbing, GP, Gain weight, I miss someone, time should stay still so that some of us may examine and assess the worlds current state, we are small in this huge universe, nightmares no longer scare me, misunderstandings can lead to a hell of a mess, my cough is getting worse, i think, holy shit, im getting darker, OMGG, and

goodnight!

I seem to have quite an imagination.


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Let us re-examine the story of Sleeping Beauty, you know, the one in Disney.
APPARENTLY, what we have been reading for decades is WRONG, a twisted version of the TRUTH.

Let me tell you the reaaaal story, here goes.

Once upon a time, there lived Princess. We shall not name her, cause I don't recall her name in the tale. She had the most stunning features in all DisneyLand. Her hair, as black as ebony, the skin, as fair as one can be, and her lips, as red as blood can be. Alas, no one is perfect. She was very unfortunate for she is as round as a pumpkin. Grostequely fat. She searched throughout the land for a way to shed off some weight, but to no avail. To add to that, her step mother had been very cruel to her! She forced her to vomit out her food in an attempt to stop gaining weight but once again, to no avail. Too disgusted to call her her step daughter, the step mother banished her into the woods! She ran and ran till her legs gave way and found a cave nearby. Dog tired, she slept, using leaves as her mattress and the earth as her bed.

When she woke up the very next day, she found seven stout but fit dwarves standing over her, their faces red as beetroot. Panicking, she tried to stand up, but realized she could not as she had been sleeping flat on the ground! Finally after a few minutes of trying, and perspiring through her dress, did one of the dwarves helped her up.

"What-cha doing her woman?!" Said the one who helped her up.

"I'm sorry! I didn't know this was your cave! I have been banished from my land, and could find no other refuge, please forgive me!" She begged on her knees.

Pitying for the beautiful princess, there invited her over to their cottage where they had prepared the most scrumptious of meals. The Princess's eyes almost popped out of their sockets when she saw the feast. Without wasting a second for thought, she chomped through the feast while the seven dwarves looked on, surprised. When she had satisfied her stomach, she lied down on the floor and once again, fell into a deep sleep.

The Princess was struck awake the next morning by the thumping of boots. With much trouble, she stood up and saw that the dwarves were going back to the caves. Not wanting to be left alone in the cottage, she snatched a pair of black worn boots and tried to catch up. When she finally arrived at the cave, long behind the dwarves, she saw that they had already started mining. Once again, not wanting to feel left out, she too started to mine. The hours seemed to go by so slowly, every minute an eternity of torment for her arms. Sweat dripped off her forehead in an endless stream. Not hearing any of them complaining or stop, she too did not despite her arms begging to stop. Finally, when the cave was filled completely with darkness, did the sounds of pickaxes being dropped echo across the walls. Caught in a frenzy to keep on mining, the Princess did not stop until the dwarves finally forced the pickaxe out of the hand and caught hold of her. As if she was a rabid animal, she started foaming at the mouth and eventually passed out.

Rays of sunlight blinded her and forced her eyes open. The Princess sat up, wondering what had happened. She was on a bed, with food prepared in front of her! As usual, she devoured it without a thought and fell back asleep. However, the next time she woke up, she found that her arms seemed lighter! "How is this possible!?" She thought. Only then did she realize how effective mining had been to shed off her fats. Astounded and excited at this new oppurtunity, she immediately went off to the caves, ready to mine again.

This continued for quite some time and she developed a strong bond with her fellow miners. They looked out for each other, helped her stop mining and even prepared for her food! In eternal debt to them, the Princess vowed never to binge ever again. The dwarves were so proud of her. Little did they know that the Princess had been bingeing behind their backs, unable to control her appetite after so many years. One day, the dwarves found out and were extremely disappointed with the Princess. In a flutter of rage, they agreed to never allow the Princess to mine ever again so that she will suffer forever as a fat person. With nowhere to hide her face, the Princess shut off the world and fell into a deep sleep, not intending to wake up and face reality ever again.

Seeing the Princess asleep, never ever waking up, sorrow and regret creeped into the little dwarves' hearts. As a gift, they created a gigantic glass coffin, so that they may forever see her beautiful features as she lay there, unmoving.

Somewhere faraway, a Prince hears of this and is love struck by the idea of a Princess sleeping forever in a glass coffin! He then embarked on a journey of years to find her. Back in the woods, the dwarves become aware of a strange phenomenon, the princess is becoming THINNER as the years go by! By the time the Prince arrived, the Princess had lost so much weight that she looked truly beautiful! ( except for the fact that she wore very over-sized dresses ) Holding a croissant in one hand, he lifted the cover of the glass coffin to give her a kiss. After staying dormant for so long, and unexposed to the smell of food due to the glass coffin, the mind kicked awake. Sending electrical impulses to her jaw in a split second, she did what was second nature to her, to CHOMP! Thinking that he had awaken the princess by kissing her, they happily agreed to marry each other and live happily ever after.

MORAL OF THE STORY : Lipids is an excellent energy storage molecule that is only assimilated once all glucose in the body is used up!

I WAS BORED IN TH BUS IM SORRY x)