hohohoho! been a long time huh, well

its beeen a nice cold afternoon!
i slept all the way until 1.30pm
whoosh. now my eyes have big dark rings under them
i look like zombies. with hair all standing up
just like the dragonball z people when they powerup x)

phew, this whole didnt puke or anything
actually, i feel rather angelic for the week
except the time when i slept in english class
ISH! nobody woke me up sia! or i didnt feel them
only when ms soh shouted " AHMED!! " then i woke up
i asked if anyone attempted to wake me up, yeap they did
the person beside me, guan hong, she knocked on my tabled,
shouted my name, proded me while gerald kicked my chair. lol
been rather sleepy for the week.

oh mann... i just realized the real exam, as in the papers,
are next week! ishh. monday must start revising in the morn'
even liye has her timetable! good luck getting first! =D
cant wait! woohoo! exams, are just a hurdle. after that,
theres the oasis. holiday! haha! must jump real high =)

been hearing quite a few rantings about people nowadays.
hmm. we'll just wait and see...

okaypeople!itendsherefornow.gotogoandgo=)
byebyeandGOODLUCKforyourENDOFYEARexamsyea?

yeesh. i vomitted. i broke my fast. i'm sick. i feel guilty for it. i have to pay back during Hari Raya. theres paper 1 for english and malay tomorrow. i have not studied completely. i still feel guilty. =(

ok, let me tell you briefly whats fasting all about.

you can't eat. practically everybody knows that. but theres more_ =)

RESTRICTIONS

YOU can't swear/ say bad words.
YOU can't dig your nose. ADMIT IT!
YOU can't listen to BAD music.
YOU can't talk about BAD things.
YOU can't see BAD things.
YoU can't take a whiff of that food to satisfy your starvation.
YOU can't do BAD things.
YOU can't purposely vomit.
YOU can't vomit or else you' ll your fast. thats why.


i don't know if theres anymore. but yea. thats some.of them.
but the good thing is Setan's in hell for the whole month.
so you won't be influence to do bad things you do normally.
and therefore, you'll be better behaved! =) good for me.

and eena says hello!
haha

TOMORROWS PAPER 1 FOR ENGLISH AND MOTHER TONGUE!
and hopefully, i WILL fast tomorrow =)

until then. goodbye!

i hate you carelessness.

been a while since i blogged huh
busy ah =)
this is tiring man.
theres geog project, lit project, sports capt stuff
orienteering competition somewhere in the forest this saturday
wednesday is the BEGINNING of FYEs,
practically the biggest thing is FYE lah
but hell sia, i gotta train for this saturday
its some kind of competition
u have to run around in A forest with full ncc uniform,
look for clues, answer the bloody riddles, all this is the damn black heavy hot boot
and its like 10km plus. dammit

tomorrow the literature projects due, the play
and im JOHNNY! woo! nvm people, as in the group, we can prepare the crops!
thursday, geog projects due. well at least thats one thats going well =)
wednesday is mother toungue malay oral. heh. oral, cmon i talk a lot already =D
next monday is the english paper 1 =)
and YAY!!! the fasting month officially begins this SATURDAY night! =)
shit -.- on the day of competition
sunday all the way until 24th of OCTOBER!
the disturbances of normal days gone! =DDD

see if SOME people can withstand the TEMPTATIONS =)
and people! dont you go around tempting us with your food kays?
if some people cannot tahan then you're at fault. =)
understand?

i think im gonna bring dates for fay.
how long has it been overdue ah? =)
and i think im gonna GAIN weight, i dunno why

WHOOSHHH!! just now had maths final year mock exam paper.
PAPER 1. interestingly, it was not bad, rather good!
CRAP SIA! after the paper only. i told guan hong some things im not sure about
right there and then, she told me ALL my mistakes. soo careless sia!!!!
after that got science chem paper
i didnt study. but it was still okay lahh
last few minutes then i remember all the formulas. -.-

i dunno why im listening to techno so freakishly loud now.
woo fun. =)

hope is just a distraction.
two sides of the story untold
and then, jump to conclusions.
PAISEH LAHH!

i must work harder for the FYE's right? i must. i must

HWAT IS DIS AH?!
what/hwat and white/hwite amah speak

nvm i just do it -D

-1- > Single, taken or crushing?
nyeh. single. gay sia xD

-2- > Are you happy with your life now?
YESSAR xD

-3- > When you meet the right person, do you fall in love with her fast?
Since the right person, no ah. must check first... =)

-4- > Have you ever had your heart broken?
i think somehow, yes. hmm

-5- > Do you believe there are some circumstances where cheating love is acceptable?
EhELLno man. who teach one....

-6- > Would you take someone back if she cheats on you?
i don't think so. bloody hell still got the cheek! *Boosh*

-7- > Have you ever talked about marriage to another before?
another as in, anyone right? yes ah

-8- > Do you want children?
yes...

-9- > How many?
Dunno, god knows how many ah. xD

-10- > Would you consider adoption?
if no matter how long also cannot ah, still no ah.

-11- > If someone likes you right now, what do you think is the best way to let you know her feelings?
show me a sign eh? haha

-12- > Do you enjoy getting into a relationship?
uhhh.. consider first ah...

-13- > Be honest, what is the furthest you and your ex did?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. whaa'? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

-14- > Do you believe in love at first sight?
Maybe.. yes?

-15- > Are you romantic?
dont know? never been?

-16- > Do you believe you can change someone?
yes. if i try

-17- > If you could get married anywhere, where would it be?
paris ah!

-18- > Do you easily give in when you are fighting?
NO WAY. fight fight fight!! circumstances change ah.

-19- > Do you feelings for someone right now?
heh, hmm, ya?

-20- > Have you ever broken a heart?
i seriously dont know, if so, sorry!

-21- > If one day your best friend falls in love with the girl you deeply in love with, what would you do?
talk to him ah

-22- > Are you missing someone right now?
yes! its the holidays. =D


BYE!

holidays. are soo boring.

at least can go school for some days ah.
nyehh

ish! i just remembered. on friday night my cuz, my bro, sis and i
went out to eat at KFC in Kallang with free flow. mmm
i was supposed to get taller there, but then became fat and VERY bloated.
so, on a friday night, who wants to go home so early right?
so went to the Padang ah. got this Singapore Biennuale 2006 thing going on.
went to check it out. mannn the first i saw was this PILLAR of balloons.
soo COOL! it was waving around in the nightsky like one octopus tentacle sey...



it was actually a crap load of gigantic white balloons with little LED lights in them that on and off when people shake, yes shake, the whole thing. very stylish
can change colour too! then also got smth like a performance happening ah. i managed to catch this performance where a dude cross changes his costume to suit to the music his 20+ radios play. kinda weird btw.



towards the end of his 'performance' he was wearing a brandless white underwear jumping around on stage. very traumatic. its like... urgh
nyehh, after that, wah sey! got this band ah. all wear black ah. like act cool only
the main singer was a rather fat guy ah. when they started playing it was fine
until the dude, the singer, started to sing like a heavy metal/black metal band ah! you know those bands where the singer sings in weird voices that is rather hard to figure out? yea, but this one ah, OOSH cannot even make out whats he's saying sia!
wannabe. =P



got this rather cool-looking old school volkswagen caravan/van/car vehicle. nice striking colour XD

the noise pollution was too hard to handle so we went to esplanade. man, the esplanade looks so cool at night, like a fly's eye ah. but cooler? haha yea.
also got a nice view of the city too! so bright. wth im sounding like i've never been there! at night no ah. -.-

luckily got a band playing there. played quite well for a local band sey.
the guitarist also good sey! he even played a solo part with his TONGUE! whoosh i wonder how he do sey. *sticks out tongue* quite good... then i got hyperactive by drinking a lot of coffee at around 12am. whoo!

well that was the best day of the week i had this week.
soo fun, better than doing HOMEWORK at your HOUSE right? =)

mental reminder. should go out more, but waddahell, 3 more weeks to exam. nyehh.
21 more days to fasting month! WHOOHOOO!!!

WHOOPEE!!

i went to my primary school and WHOA! there were many people!
all people so tall, pimply, attitude-ed, emo-ish and blah
but i still recognize em, but hell! they don't recognize me -.-
MY SCHOOL JUST GOT A WHOLE NEW LOOK SEY!! better than OURS!

lets see

NOW, it has 4 computers somewhere at the side of the canteen, called "it corner"
it has a rock-climbing wall!
it has a small mini river/garden and its nice.
ALL the doors of the rooms all become glass! no more wood doors!
it has its own running track!
its bookshop is sooooo damn big, like twice ours!
the hall, the floor is dark brown wood, nice..

MAN. my school ah. i want to go back sey
whoosh, OH! AND!!! im taller than MANY A LOT of girls who
USED to call me shorty lahh. pendek lahh. HAH! im taller!
=D see people, i grow, by a bit also can =DD


teachers day celebration was ouhhhh kay lahh eh.
the concert was a bit dull. only got 2 performances.
but hey, free food! yay? haha
but damn, it rained soooo heavily until ACES cancelled
waste time only arrange all 36 tables.
but heck ah, it was fun!

they tried soo hard to make ms soh cry, but she was on the verge to but didn't
nyehh! it was worth it.

okay, im very sleepy and all my sins are forgiven.
thanks god. WHOO follow the white rabbit!

ISSHH!!!

i think just now NCC was damnnnn fun, tooo fun to be a uniformed group!
laughed and talked about shit sey!
discriminating other cca's have never been that fun. xD
then! YESS!!
we had 2 VERY ULTRA DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKES!
my god, it was sooooo nice. as in delicious.
woo..

then we slacked like hell. yet still good? haha
even while getting punishment, we would laugh and literally roll on the floor laughing. tsk tsk tsk. punishment you know. pumping in hot sun. xDD

andand! i just found that ilyas syahmi tht gay has a weird phobia of the colour of soyabean MILK, and doesnt like anything to do with milk, colour, etc etc. weird seyy
haha,

haha thats if for today's today

yesterday siti, fay, gerald and me went ard shopping. haha more of siti the stressed lah... she was looking for a present. hahaha. like dat also stressed up. XD
ish we were there until like 6++ until fay was late. haha. so me and gerald nth to do follow all the way to serangoon and returned to paris. ha

we talked abt a lot stuff sey. ghost lah, religion, teachers, friends. blahh.
nyeh?

my name is ahmed K, im ahmed potassium. i react with oxygen, then with water
to produce myself an alkali. woo chemistry mumbo jumbo.

a few days ago there was this dance competition at yio chu kang stadium
we all had our own individual shirts with our name. and here is mine =)


whooa! yesterday my bro, my sis and i had to empty out this mushroom bank that my father kept since god knows when. man it was soo heavy for a bank sia... imagine the amount of coins.. took my bro about 20 minutes just to empty out the thing. man there was a lot. A LOT of coins...



after a long time sorting all the coins out, aranging em, counting all of them. here it was. my dad's 'piggy' bank? whoosh! it was at least $500 man! someday i would like to just count all the coins in my bank, and whoa! it totals out to be half a thousand dollars. cool... lol we didnt get a cent x) nvm all of it goes into something good...



i think ive grown stronger from all the rockclimbing i did. xD
damn fun sia! went out with my bro and my 2 cuz. and my bro's frens
wish our school had a wall. man oh man.


bahh today is so damn boring and i got homework. pssh

FAMOUS AMOS>COOKIES>FAY
lol

i want to munch on crumbly famous amos with little chocolate chips that melt in your mouth. mmm. MAN! just now got this presentation about CHOCOLATES and OOSH were the pictures saliva-enticing! chocolate bar halfway melting in a bowl. swirly swirly and warm. CHOCOLATES HAVE SO MANY BENEFITS!

1) they make you happy, bye depression. mm
2) they make you happy. and HIGH
3) they can be used as a massage cream? maybe make you younger! x)
4) they can make you lose pimples. hehe
5) they can make your throat cool. and smooth?
6) they provide energy!
7) they dont always make you fat. ;)

and many many more lahss. see good right?
yet my dad says eating CHOCOLATE makes me DARK. lol
for a while i believed him x)

on the way back home just now.
i looked at my shoe.
its been just one day i wore it.
yet, its getting grey and orange.
i wear out shoes very fast.

then i think.
how this relates to me maybe...
shoes are like oppurtinites and
when i get them, i use them.
dry them out. until all is gone
which is pretty fast
so i think
maybe i should find a way to
keep these shoes, oppurtinities
for a longer period of time.
mroe time, more chances, more oppurtunities.
so...

how do i keep my shoes??

ooo tmr im gonna dance if i have the chance.lol. rhyme

im having problems spelling rhyme or rhythmn. oh-mer-ger

gotta chang calbin and hobbes.

man oh man. just yesterday liye 'predicted' today would be a bad day and there it was
just after assembly, the whole class was detained by mr sara, mr cuthbert, YES cut-h-bird x), and mr iskandar. just because a few of us were late of one just ONE lesson and the teacher HAD to make such a big fuss out of it. nyeargh! then we already wasted our time, not that we would mind so much cause the next lesson was english, then we were checked on the spot. haha. bags, hair, shirt, shoe, everything under the sun. they even said my classmate's shirt was too small, LOL. so all the student leaders had to like check the others ah. mr sara cant understand the words elect, meaning not confirmed. and he even scolded me cause he thought my badge was some other schools one, its corrupted. and i dont have a student leaders badge. i havent got it yet right? the boys weren't so bad, but the girls man, they got screwed for fringes, ear sticks, skirts, shoes and watever they wear or have ah. my friend keefe was detained cause mr sara found pirated dvds in his file, tsk tsk tsk my friend had a damn close shave sia. he brought lighter and u know what comes next with it, but wow he got away with it.they even checked our pencil box. gan chong? or is it kan chong? or watever ah. after all that, we FINALLY went to class, a class that we were supposed to have a test on. and wathell, we get another lecture from our dear form teacher. she was close to tears from wat? embarassment. crazyy. the whole 'lesson' was gone down the drain, not that it wasn't close to that before. such an emotional teacher she is. the rest of the day was half dead. boring. except maths. me and gerald siao =)

just now at 7-11. i saw an amazing thing. a small dude. from temasek primary, presumably from primary 1, yea, wahh he was like ordering his friends and he talked to the person at the counter with such rudeness its almost unbelievable! for a primary school student, he was walking around 7-11 with a $2 note in his hand. man even when i was primary 6 getting $2 was close to impossible! how fortunate of them..
then when his money 'flew' away, he said shit. i thought during primary school saying STUPID was supposed to be very bad? i wonder how they'll turn up.

liye is psychic for bad things to happen, she said i would fall. OMG xD

all these dance practices, tests, projects and homework is going to make me crack some day... but now today, not yet.

TODAY; 11 July 2006

-i danced and sweat a lot. WOO! fun sey.

-siti laughed until i think shes gonna get abs.

-i laughed at fays hairy arms and made for her. AND she beat me as i laughed some more. x)

-i had FAMOUS AMOS! and i shared them with my friends. i'm so kind =D

-the moment i reached school, some people looked at my face, looking forward to seeing it white. lol

-is a very fun day!

whoopee! wazzah!

national day is soo casual
nothing very special
and not many people hang the flag
heh. who cares so much nowadays anyway

i prefer on tuesday
man that day was fun!
so many girls didnt come school eh
skip only

haha had the 3 minutes of fame
me muhd and desmond was so nervous sia.
arghh what to do what to do?!!
man my friend sufyan and his group yuhanis and azhar black
was soo cool. he danced like michael jackson. coolman.
we did a skit
scary movie 5? yea, haha
for my thing, i had to become the ring the ghost
man i had to put a lot of powder on my face
and wear a WIG! but cannot see the face -.-"
and you know the prayer thing for girls
look like a gown. i had to wear tht! and long white sleeves
lol



my wig? x)



boo.

hehe. then i wanted to watch click with ali and fadhil BUTTT
me and fadhil was late and by the time we arrived, was already full house
ali was soo pissed sia! so in the end watched nacho libre! funny man!
but i still think that click wouldev been better
so many temasekians watched! got one girl occupy 20 seats some more! lol

theres always next time.. =)

weekends are veryy veryy boring
especially sundays

nyehh
homeworks not worth doing in the afternoon
the days too hot to play soccer, ill be as dark as crap too
too lazy to go out some more.

soo boring
i want to go to school o.O
woo next week so many free days
ahh shit confirm got homework one

ooo on monday smths gonna be revealed
to somebody in my class
hahaha

yawning continuosly

you know something
ever had this happen to you?
you are walking happily going to cross the road
you are eating or doing some stuff
you see the bus and decide to dash across the road
you are carrying lots of things
and you freaking risked your life to get to the bus
you cross the road like a crazy dude
you see the bus. you sprint
stopping in front of the bus doors, relieved
you are breathing heavily
but what the crap
the busdriver just drives off, not opening the door
you stand there, angry, shocked, tired AND
people look at you thinking "haiya stupid you know this guy, run want to die then never get on bus... haiya" slaps their forehead

ever happened to you?
those bloody bus drivers who do that ah..
shit sey

what is the use of being popular?

supermassive black hole

DAMN! my bro just got himself a new phone.
bloody N91, 4Gb free space! 2Mp camera
how good is that?!
then wake me up in the morning just to say that he got new PS2
for quite a small phone, it has a very big box

heh nvm im getting N70 if i'm lucky =D

okay enough.
woo this whole day followed my bro and a friend all the way to commonwealth
and bugis. shopping is a very tiring activity man.
exercises your whole leg.
we also went to national library and took the fast elevator up and down
10 floors for just a library is huge.

wooot!
the soccer match agaisnt 2A is this coming monday.
they're pretty good and many tall people
nvm! we will try our best

ohh shit i think one english teacher will kill me on monday for not doing all her corrections. die die.

ok i wont blog for quite a while.
cause im bored

art is soo superficial thanks to the teacher.
you know what he expects? wahh. perfect shading and all
he compares our WORKS with his own "professional with a click sound" works.
bloody hell got short term memory some more.
one time saying "oh this is one example of a poor painting"
the second showing it to other groups. pi sai.
you see his painting wou'd start thinking.
art is creativity yet his guy kills it with real life doodlings.
art is to let your mind go wandering around for ideas
whence you think of images and tinker them down on paper
but noo this guy gives us the IMAGE to draw and colour on
light bulb killer
then when we already do to our satisfaction of a picture
he says its no good. to his standards that is.
then he say must add realism in it when typically its just a damn picture.
in exception for the spaces he gives us to draw that is.
when the class noisy. he becomes unhappy
since when got a class that does NOT talk. huh
then says that we are HORRIBLE CREATURES
obviously he must be living under a solemn rock or something
drawing on the fungus that clings to the ceiling crushing him
noxious fungus cigar
the final thing is. dude
i think you're too old to this job.
times change so go adapt.

DNT was more of a creative lesson
haha, shaping and thinking
thats design what...

twists and turns of the words go round for the better. psychic tornado. woo
bio test tomorrow. ooo the humane body.
amazing

i've hardly any energy left after the NDP rehearsal we had just now
freakishly tiring and long sey... and very VERY hot.
and whathell! i wore 3 pairs of pants at one time.

heh. yesterday. many people got punished
so half the class was sent out for 'punishment'
in return, its just a waste of time
then, when the lessons over, they dont get the work thats supposed to be handed in the next day.
so, during homework time, i decided to lend alyani to photocopy for the ones that DID NOT get.
rather photocopy then making a lame excuse "cher you never give one mah..."
right'>?
yeapp... and because of that, i was scolded. and ""punished""
lol. day to day happenings in the class of prison lady. haha

she says shes heartless, that nobody can negotiate with her,
YET she cried when ashley fainted, cared to ask what happened to some 'bullied' people. and after all that, she gets angry over one itsy bitsy incident, BAAMM!
she repeats what shes been saying for the past 6 months or so. =D

woohooo! i passed my sets test!
the first test that i passed upon the new teacher that teaches us maths. whee.

lemme ask you all a question.

anGRY and hunGRY are two words that ends with GRY. there are three words in the english language. what is the third word? gry gry gry...

arghh i got black spot on my nose!
arghh wheres my dice!
arghh AHMED WHERE IS MY PENCIL BOX!
arghh my hand!
arghh my hair!
arghh i need your calculator guan hong!

hahaha. arghh arghh arghh!!

#:^B
bespectacle rabbit tooth guy. ooo.

blue oyster gay bar tune.

haha, weird name for a song huh
man oh man. monday got sets test
really really hope that i understand.

im dumbfounded on what to write about
ehh
you know something? i realized that nowadays ah
people use vulgarities as if it was a common NORMAL word
last time, even saying stupid was counted as bad deed
now, stupid is such a lame word to insult people.

instead, much more malicious words are used aii...
i asked a teacher what wl means and said it was just and expression
lol

shit u ah. haha

nevermind that, some people say these things and dont understand them
no brainers. the worst thing is that the younger generations are too!
they hear people use it, they also use.
monkey see, monkey do. huh

even for a small accident some people would curse and swear
what the fish is wrong with them?!
at least find a non-offensive substitute lah. lol

people nowadays
hah the irony, i'm also a bit like them

is it right to be an evil genius?

watched pirates of the carribeanho.
with ilyas and hilmi the gays. heh
damn that movie is long 2 and a 1/2 hours
roflmao

haha
i need maths tuition from either guanhong or fay
before the maths test. nyehh. fay likes to abuse people
gay

issh. tomorrow need to wear ethnic costume
then... got cca some more. troublesome man.
oosh oosh ooosh.

ahh ok no time to waste
lotsa work to doo. osh osh oosh
eh-ne-dough-t x) fay fay.... tsk tsk tsk

a man turns towards the dark.
he stares blank in space.
decisions tower in front of him
what should he do.
he weighs them out.
the favours of things are upon him.
the problems he must face.
what should he do.
thinking through all.
he must find one answer.
through fate or sheer luck.
his heart, pounding loud.
what should he do.
his mind ponders through
fists clasped in anxiety.
seeking help from his creators
of the difficulty
of the mind matters.

star shooter supreme.

the minute hand just ticks away as per normal. as it has been for many years. not ever changing the properties of a minute or seconds. yet for us, time seem to fly by in a moment. and at times seems to drag long for us. and yet, its still the same 60 seconds, 1 minute timing. perceptions.

me and muhammad talked about the end of the world for a long time. its interesting to talk about. yet it chills me to the bone, knowing you can die any second, any where. my uncle, isyak ahmad, the actor uncle djengot guy, just passed away. he doesn't seem old or sick, he doesn't smoke, yet he died of heart attack. that proves it. ish.

to set the record straight, fay and siti, HAKEEM AND ALI ARE NOT GAY! ish how could you guys really accept that fact?! we must be real good story( incomplete ones) teller huh. haha! and heaven! im in the 3 minutes of fame in my school. upon asking ms soh what my talent was, she said i have a talent for making people irritated. how talent-ious? haha thanks to me, gerald, liye and fay got in too xD -- hey miss soh. how come when you punish me, ask me to stand, i sit down, you dont mind ah?

*closes mouth with hand*

i realized something very weird and disturbing today. okay okay
i've thought enough for today. still got this conundrum by acap.
sheesh. minds matters truly. are you ready for the final showdown?

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!
i wanna watch it. nyehhh

woman. today some teachers became so unfair.
then the class become victim. wathell man
ohh dam! why didnt u remind me to go for the talk!
ARGHH! now because of me again. probably some people
will suffer. darnit. im so forgetful nowadays.

i wanna be like zidane. lose my temper at someone.
walk away from them, stare from afar, walk back to them
hold them in the shoulders, *ke BAMM!* headbutt them in the chest
whoosh that would awesome. if only i could reach
the chest the centre where got heart place. short

so darn idiotic sia he. not happy
see now he retire become old man
no happy memory of his LAST world cup.
dumbo sia. at least shout or what
this one headbutt like rhino.
the person flew backwards sia!
oww

some teachers are so confident of the way teach
they think if only we ask can we get the answers
issh. overconfident big headed buffoons. really

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