WHOOPEE!!

i went to my primary school and WHOA! there were many people!
all people so tall, pimply, attitude-ed, emo-ish and blah
but i still recognize em, but hell! they don't recognize me -.-
MY SCHOOL JUST GOT A WHOLE NEW LOOK SEY!! better than OURS!

lets see

NOW, it has 4 computers somewhere at the side of the canteen, called "it corner"
it has a rock-climbing wall!
it has a small mini river/garden and its nice.
ALL the doors of the rooms all become glass! no more wood doors!
it has its own running track!
its bookshop is sooooo damn big, like twice ours!
the hall, the floor is dark brown wood, nice..

MAN. my school ah. i want to go back sey
whoosh, OH! AND!!! im taller than MANY A LOT of girls who
USED to call me shorty lahh. pendek lahh. HAH! im taller!
=D see people, i grow, by a bit also can =DD


teachers day celebration was ouhhhh kay lahh eh.
the concert was a bit dull. only got 2 performances.
but hey, free food! yay? haha
but damn, it rained soooo heavily until ACES cancelled
waste time only arrange all 36 tables.
but heck ah, it was fun!

they tried soo hard to make ms soh cry, but she was on the verge to but didn't
nyehh! it was worth it.

okay, im very sleepy and all my sins are forgiven.
thanks god. WHOO follow the white rabbit!

ISSHH!!!

i think just now NCC was damnnnn fun, tooo fun to be a uniformed group!
laughed and talked about shit sey!
discriminating other cca's have never been that fun. xD
then! YESS!!
we had 2 VERY ULTRA DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKES!
my god, it was sooooo nice. as in delicious.
woo..

then we slacked like hell. yet still good? haha
even while getting punishment, we would laugh and literally roll on the floor laughing. tsk tsk tsk. punishment you know. pumping in hot sun. xDD

andand! i just found that ilyas syahmi tht gay has a weird phobia of the colour of soyabean MILK, and doesnt like anything to do with milk, colour, etc etc. weird seyy
haha,

haha thats if for today's today

yesterday siti, fay, gerald and me went ard shopping. haha more of siti the stressed lah... she was looking for a present. hahaha. like dat also stressed up. XD
ish we were there until like 6++ until fay was late. haha. so me and gerald nth to do follow all the way to serangoon and returned to paris. ha

we talked abt a lot stuff sey. ghost lah, religion, teachers, friends. blahh.
nyeh?

my name is ahmed K, im ahmed potassium. i react with oxygen, then with water
to produce myself an alkali. woo chemistry mumbo jumbo.

a few days ago there was this dance competition at yio chu kang stadium
we all had our own individual shirts with our name. and here is mine =)


whooa! yesterday my bro, my sis and i had to empty out this mushroom bank that my father kept since god knows when. man it was soo heavy for a bank sia... imagine the amount of coins.. took my bro about 20 minutes just to empty out the thing. man there was a lot. A LOT of coins...



after a long time sorting all the coins out, aranging em, counting all of them. here it was. my dad's 'piggy' bank? whoosh! it was at least $500 man! someday i would like to just count all the coins in my bank, and whoa! it totals out to be half a thousand dollars. cool... lol we didnt get a cent x) nvm all of it goes into something good...



i think ive grown stronger from all the rockclimbing i did. xD
damn fun sia! went out with my bro and my 2 cuz. and my bro's frens
wish our school had a wall. man oh man.


bahh today is so damn boring and i got homework. pssh

FAMOUS AMOS>COOKIES>FAY
lol

i want to munch on crumbly famous amos with little chocolate chips that melt in your mouth. mmm. MAN! just now got this presentation about CHOCOLATES and OOSH were the pictures saliva-enticing! chocolate bar halfway melting in a bowl. swirly swirly and warm. CHOCOLATES HAVE SO MANY BENEFITS!

1) they make you happy, bye depression. mm
2) they make you happy. and HIGH
3) they can be used as a massage cream? maybe make you younger! x)
4) they can make you lose pimples. hehe
5) they can make your throat cool. and smooth?
6) they provide energy!
7) they dont always make you fat. ;)

and many many more lahss. see good right?
yet my dad says eating CHOCOLATE makes me DARK. lol
for a while i believed him x)

on the way back home just now.
i looked at my shoe.
its been just one day i wore it.
yet, its getting grey and orange.
i wear out shoes very fast.

then i think.
how this relates to me maybe...
shoes are like oppurtinites and
when i get them, i use them.
dry them out. until all is gone
which is pretty fast
so i think
maybe i should find a way to
keep these shoes, oppurtinities
for a longer period of time.
mroe time, more chances, more oppurtunities.
so...

how do i keep my shoes??

ooo tmr im gonna dance if i have the chance.lol. rhyme

im having problems spelling rhyme or rhythmn. oh-mer-ger

gotta chang calbin and hobbes.

man oh man. just yesterday liye 'predicted' today would be a bad day and there it was
just after assembly, the whole class was detained by mr sara, mr cuthbert, YES cut-h-bird x), and mr iskandar. just because a few of us were late of one just ONE lesson and the teacher HAD to make such a big fuss out of it. nyeargh! then we already wasted our time, not that we would mind so much cause the next lesson was english, then we were checked on the spot. haha. bags, hair, shirt, shoe, everything under the sun. they even said my classmate's shirt was too small, LOL. so all the student leaders had to like check the others ah. mr sara cant understand the words elect, meaning not confirmed. and he even scolded me cause he thought my badge was some other schools one, its corrupted. and i dont have a student leaders badge. i havent got it yet right? the boys weren't so bad, but the girls man, they got screwed for fringes, ear sticks, skirts, shoes and watever they wear or have ah. my friend keefe was detained cause mr sara found pirated dvds in his file, tsk tsk tsk my friend had a damn close shave sia. he brought lighter and u know what comes next with it, but wow he got away with it.they even checked our pencil box. gan chong? or is it kan chong? or watever ah. after all that, we FINALLY went to class, a class that we were supposed to have a test on. and wathell, we get another lecture from our dear form teacher. she was close to tears from wat? embarassment. crazyy. the whole 'lesson' was gone down the drain, not that it wasn't close to that before. such an emotional teacher she is. the rest of the day was half dead. boring. except maths. me and gerald siao =)

just now at 7-11. i saw an amazing thing. a small dude. from temasek primary, presumably from primary 1, yea, wahh he was like ordering his friends and he talked to the person at the counter with such rudeness its almost unbelievable! for a primary school student, he was walking around 7-11 with a $2 note in his hand. man even when i was primary 6 getting $2 was close to impossible! how fortunate of them..
then when his money 'flew' away, he said shit. i thought during primary school saying STUPID was supposed to be very bad? i wonder how they'll turn up.

liye is psychic for bad things to happen, she said i would fall. OMG xD

all these dance practices, tests, projects and homework is going to make me crack some day... but now today, not yet.

TODAY; 11 July 2006

-i danced and sweat a lot. WOO! fun sey.

-siti laughed until i think shes gonna get abs.

-i laughed at fays hairy arms and made for her. AND she beat me as i laughed some more. x)

-i had FAMOUS AMOS! and i shared them with my friends. i'm so kind =D

-the moment i reached school, some people looked at my face, looking forward to seeing it white. lol

-is a very fun day!

whoopee! wazzah!

national day is soo casual
nothing very special
and not many people hang the flag
heh. who cares so much nowadays anyway

i prefer on tuesday
man that day was fun!
so many girls didnt come school eh
skip only

haha had the 3 minutes of fame
me muhd and desmond was so nervous sia.
arghh what to do what to do?!!
man my friend sufyan and his group yuhanis and azhar black
was soo cool. he danced like michael jackson. coolman.
we did a skit
scary movie 5? yea, haha
for my thing, i had to become the ring the ghost
man i had to put a lot of powder on my face
and wear a WIG! but cannot see the face -.-"
and you know the prayer thing for girls
look like a gown. i had to wear tht! and long white sleeves
lol



my wig? x)



boo.

hehe. then i wanted to watch click with ali and fadhil BUTTT
me and fadhil was late and by the time we arrived, was already full house
ali was soo pissed sia! so in the end watched nacho libre! funny man!
but i still think that click wouldev been better
so many temasekians watched! got one girl occupy 20 seats some more! lol

theres always next time.. =)

weekends are veryy veryy boring
especially sundays

nyehh
homeworks not worth doing in the afternoon
the days too hot to play soccer, ill be as dark as crap too
too lazy to go out some more.

soo boring
i want to go to school o.O
woo next week so many free days
ahh shit confirm got homework one

ooo on monday smths gonna be revealed
to somebody in my class
hahaha

yawning continuosly

you know something
ever had this happen to you?
you are walking happily going to cross the road
you are eating or doing some stuff
you see the bus and decide to dash across the road
you are carrying lots of things
and you freaking risked your life to get to the bus
you cross the road like a crazy dude
you see the bus. you sprint
stopping in front of the bus doors, relieved
you are breathing heavily
but what the crap
the busdriver just drives off, not opening the door
you stand there, angry, shocked, tired AND
people look at you thinking "haiya stupid you know this guy, run want to die then never get on bus... haiya" slaps their forehead

ever happened to you?
those bloody bus drivers who do that ah..
shit sey

what is the use of being popular?

supermassive black hole

DAMN! my bro just got himself a new phone.
bloody N91, 4Gb free space! 2Mp camera
how good is that?!
then wake me up in the morning just to say that he got new PS2
for quite a small phone, it has a very big box

heh nvm im getting N70 if i'm lucky =D

okay enough.
woo this whole day followed my bro and a friend all the way to commonwealth
and bugis. shopping is a very tiring activity man.
exercises your whole leg.
we also went to national library and took the fast elevator up and down
10 floors for just a library is huge.

wooot!
the soccer match agaisnt 2A is this coming monday.
they're pretty good and many tall people
nvm! we will try our best

ohh shit i think one english teacher will kill me on monday for not doing all her corrections. die die.

ok i wont blog for quite a while.
cause im bored

art is soo superficial thanks to the teacher.
you know what he expects? wahh. perfect shading and all
he compares our WORKS with his own "professional with a click sound" works.
bloody hell got short term memory some more.
one time saying "oh this is one example of a poor painting"
the second showing it to other groups. pi sai.
you see his painting wou'd start thinking.
art is creativity yet his guy kills it with real life doodlings.
art is to let your mind go wandering around for ideas
whence you think of images and tinker them down on paper
but noo this guy gives us the IMAGE to draw and colour on
light bulb killer
then when we already do to our satisfaction of a picture
he says its no good. to his standards that is.
then he say must add realism in it when typically its just a damn picture.
in exception for the spaces he gives us to draw that is.
when the class noisy. he becomes unhappy
since when got a class that does NOT talk. huh
then says that we are HORRIBLE CREATURES
obviously he must be living under a solemn rock or something
drawing on the fungus that clings to the ceiling crushing him
noxious fungus cigar
the final thing is. dude
i think you're too old to this job.
times change so go adapt.

DNT was more of a creative lesson
haha, shaping and thinking
thats design what...

twists and turns of the words go round for the better. psychic tornado. woo
bio test tomorrow. ooo the humane body.
amazing

i've hardly any energy left after the NDP rehearsal we had just now
freakishly tiring and long sey... and very VERY hot.
and whathell! i wore 3 pairs of pants at one time.

heh. yesterday. many people got punished
so half the class was sent out for 'punishment'
in return, its just a waste of time
then, when the lessons over, they dont get the work thats supposed to be handed in the next day.
so, during homework time, i decided to lend alyani to photocopy for the ones that DID NOT get.
rather photocopy then making a lame excuse "cher you never give one mah..."
right'>?
yeapp... and because of that, i was scolded. and ""punished""
lol. day to day happenings in the class of prison lady. haha

she says shes heartless, that nobody can negotiate with her,
YET she cried when ashley fainted, cared to ask what happened to some 'bullied' people. and after all that, she gets angry over one itsy bitsy incident, BAAMM!
she repeats what shes been saying for the past 6 months or so. =D

woohooo! i passed my sets test!
the first test that i passed upon the new teacher that teaches us maths. whee.

lemme ask you all a question.

anGRY and hunGRY are two words that ends with GRY. there are three words in the english language. what is the third word? gry gry gry...

arghh i got black spot on my nose!
arghh wheres my dice!
arghh AHMED WHERE IS MY PENCIL BOX!
arghh my hand!
arghh my hair!
arghh i need your calculator guan hong!

hahaha. arghh arghh arghh!!

#:^B
bespectacle rabbit tooth guy. ooo.

blue oyster gay bar tune.

haha, weird name for a song huh
man oh man. monday got sets test
really really hope that i understand.

im dumbfounded on what to write about
ehh
you know something? i realized that nowadays ah
people use vulgarities as if it was a common NORMAL word
last time, even saying stupid was counted as bad deed
now, stupid is such a lame word to insult people.

instead, much more malicious words are used aii...
i asked a teacher what wl means and said it was just and expression
lol

shit u ah. haha

nevermind that, some people say these things and dont understand them
no brainers. the worst thing is that the younger generations are too!
they hear people use it, they also use.
monkey see, monkey do. huh

even for a small accident some people would curse and swear
what the fish is wrong with them?!
at least find a non-offensive substitute lah. lol

people nowadays
hah the irony, i'm also a bit like them

is it right to be an evil genius?

watched pirates of the carribeanho.
with ilyas and hilmi the gays. heh
damn that movie is long 2 and a 1/2 hours
roflmao

haha
i need maths tuition from either guanhong or fay
before the maths test. nyehh. fay likes to abuse people
gay

issh. tomorrow need to wear ethnic costume
then... got cca some more. troublesome man.
oosh oosh ooosh.

ahh ok no time to waste
lotsa work to doo. osh osh oosh
eh-ne-dough-t x) fay fay.... tsk tsk tsk

a man turns towards the dark.
he stares blank in space.
decisions tower in front of him
what should he do.
he weighs them out.
the favours of things are upon him.
the problems he must face.
what should he do.
thinking through all.
he must find one answer.
through fate or sheer luck.
his heart, pounding loud.
what should he do.
his mind ponders through
fists clasped in anxiety.
seeking help from his creators
of the difficulty
of the mind matters.

star shooter supreme.

the minute hand just ticks away as per normal. as it has been for many years. not ever changing the properties of a minute or seconds. yet for us, time seem to fly by in a moment. and at times seems to drag long for us. and yet, its still the same 60 seconds, 1 minute timing. perceptions.

me and muhammad talked about the end of the world for a long time. its interesting to talk about. yet it chills me to the bone, knowing you can die any second, any where. my uncle, isyak ahmad, the actor uncle djengot guy, just passed away. he doesn't seem old or sick, he doesn't smoke, yet he died of heart attack. that proves it. ish.

to set the record straight, fay and siti, HAKEEM AND ALI ARE NOT GAY! ish how could you guys really accept that fact?! we must be real good story( incomplete ones) teller huh. haha! and heaven! im in the 3 minutes of fame in my school. upon asking ms soh what my talent was, she said i have a talent for making people irritated. how talent-ious? haha thanks to me, gerald, liye and fay got in too xD -- hey miss soh. how come when you punish me, ask me to stand, i sit down, you dont mind ah?

*closes mouth with hand*

i realized something very weird and disturbing today. okay okay
i've thought enough for today. still got this conundrum by acap.
sheesh. minds matters truly. are you ready for the final showdown?

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!
i wanna watch it. nyehhh

woman. today some teachers became so unfair.
then the class become victim. wathell man
ohh dam! why didnt u remind me to go for the talk!
ARGHH! now because of me again. probably some people
will suffer. darnit. im so forgetful nowadays.

i wanna be like zidane. lose my temper at someone.
walk away from them, stare from afar, walk back to them
hold them in the shoulders, *ke BAMM!* headbutt them in the chest
whoosh that would awesome. if only i could reach
the chest the centre where got heart place. short

so darn idiotic sia he. not happy
see now he retire become old man
no happy memory of his LAST world cup.
dumbo sia. at least shout or what
this one headbutt like rhino.
the person flew backwards sia!
oww

some teachers are so confident of the way teach
they think if only we ask can we get the answers
issh. overconfident big headed buffoons. really

1,2,3,4 HI-5!

lol heres a poem i wrote during sec 1 literature class. how gay

Dear Mom and Dad,
I have went to the blue heavens and touched the face of God.
I have went up the infinite blue and crossed the border of Earth.
My happiness, undescribable. The Sky, my playground, where I turned around,
Swung and zoomed down. My excitement reaching its climax as i swooped down to Earth
And flew up to reach the Sun. My engine rumbling as I turned and did acrobats in
My playground. I flew to where no eagle or lark could ever fly to and I flew to
Endless halls of air. I did everything you did not but I also did them for you.
Clouds vanishing past me, as I thought how you would feel if you were me.
The pride and exhiliration which im addicted to will never stop,
Until my aged bones start to hollow through. And this is how I fly,
Whenever I think about father you and the unforgettables I had in the sky of blue.

haha. more of a letter ah. arghh! busy busy

sets; a statement of numbers and figures written in greek. =)

remember the spongebob episode which spongebob and patrick went around selling chocolates around bikini bottom? where all the ups and downs. being cheated out of their money and meeting weird people who wants to buy chocolate. the lying of the advantages of chocolate " chocolate makes you grow hair! " with one insane "CHOCOLATE!!!" dude chasing them all around who finally in the end buys all the chocolate and make them rich. yes! that was partly what chocolate day was, except the part of the insane guy go making us rich and buy all part.


hello would you like to buy some chocolate for $2, $2! =O you serious?! so ex ah.


man the day was soo hot like crap i think all the chocolate we sold melted half way through the day. but wow it was very windy also. like hot urgh then windy ahh then back to hot. bleh. then muhammad went with siti and danial into this block the lower floors then muhammad said they were very scared cause it was dark. fascinating.


and holy crap. brazil lost. they're kicked out. arghh! ronaldhino so lousy sey during world cup. make joga bonito video wahh so good got skill fast and all. world cup most important time say sacrifice for team dont want play solo. and make the team not like a team. then in the end lost! what the hell sia.


lol then we sold chocolate to sitis bro. heh. by then it was 5 plus and we had to rush to school to return the darn chocolates lah. so siti i dunno for what reason dunno how also borrowed my phone then we left her house in a hurry. shit sia! in the bus 10 to school i realized i dont have my phone! wahh sey panic like crap sia. eh serious i dont have my phone!! x) then alyani say maybe at siti house, so she called her bro and yes! it was there! phew! so happy after that then after return the chocolates decided to treat the group. yes yes. haha.


muhd lost to siti in running! haha. the chubby one won against the white futsy dude! wwooww... =D chocolates make people hyperactive, high, aroused, happy, depressed, and lazy. ok ah not high. happy can. see so many right about chocolates.

too much chocolate may lead to obesity, heatiness, and slimy shit. REALLY!

chocolate,
is not my name. '~'

WHATHEHELL MAN!
ARGENTINA LOST TO GERMANY THROUGH PENALTY!
WHATHEHELL!

mann.. how could this be sia
ARGHH!!

its been a long time huh.
already start school. change teachers.
i dont really like some teachers.
they're like over-reacting, conclusion-jumping teachers.
then some teachers are like, inexperienced and despite that, they DEMAND respect. nyeh. then when we're like "cher cher number (blah) how to do?" she somehow thinks we are good enough even for the "easy" sums. for you lahh. for some not right. then got the kind of teachers who just wants to go through the lesson quick and eventually lead to us not understanding some of the things she said. ish. some teachers ahh..

tomorrows chocolate day!
limited edition cappucino flavoured kitkats are being sold. MMmm
i had my share yesterday. NCC was the only cca to have a taste at it.
man it was nice! got the cappucino taste but still chocolatey. yummy.
so if i meet anyone out there, better buy one or you miss the chance of eating limited editions. AND THE BOX IS ALSO NICE! curvy curvy aromas of the cappucino cup around the kitkat with the words " Limited Edition XI." how cool is that!

woo! ncc now only 1 day. except for some occasions! ONE DAY!

universal mind,.

ala-ke doo. say that as fast as you can!

hahaha! ok now to fays blog thingy, hehehe

oogly mon.

hmm.

five RANDOM things about me .

1)aha! i have a birthmark the shape of africa on my chest! AHA!
2)i like to draw. but i hate colouring. nyeh
3)between my 3 siblings, im the only dark one. AHAHA!
4)my voices still high pitch. hehe
5)my hair takes 5 months at least AT LEAST to grow long.

five THINGS that scare ME.

1)God.
2)girls who scream. nyeh
3)darkness. very dark. uhh.
4)the mirror. bad experience ah
5)being in a situation where you have to make a decision and u have 2 choices. 2 major choices.

five random MUSIC at the MOMENT.

1) supermassive black hole-muse
2)the last one for life-eternal tears of sorrow
3)pakanajulah-moonsorrow
4)instinct-arch enemy
5)ya ali-gangster

five things i say the MOST

1)GAY! haha
2)moo. moo?
3)lol. hehe
4)watcha doing? lol!
5)AHs and EHs. yess...

five PEOPLE to do THIS.

1)liye?
2)hazel!
3)shrtl. if u read ah
4)sepal. gay.
5) alahh. anyone who wants to do lahh eh. ;)

BAHAHAHA. now u know. u son of a woman.
what the family.

ARGGHHHHHHH!!!

what the hells happening?!
who are you JAKE?!!!
what the hell do you want man!

astaghfirrallahalazim.

wtfwtfwtfwtf man..

ok lets put this aside.
maybe the dudes just kidding.
i REALLY really hope so.

hahaha. you know what.
just now the whole afternoon went to serangoon. fays house.
before that ah. we went to eat lah. me siti fay gerald
gay sey! gerald and i waited for siti and fay before going to eat.
and when they arrived... they had already eaten!
BAHH!
soo... to satisfy geralds hunger for god-knows-what.
we all went to walk all the way ACROSS tampines.
all the way from tampines interchange too.. near CGH there. :D
lol. alah fay and siti complain complain. srry ahh. we havent eat.
then already walk soo far. the shop was closed!
sad case. gerald gerald.

SOOO... in the end, we ate at a common and easily accessed KFC! x)))
the "tiring" long journey, and especially HOT journey was to waste.
then we go to fays house.

gerald and i sprayed mango smelling oils on our hands.
become shinyshiny. lol how gay.
eh fay.
your parents are friendly people huh
lucky seyy u. =))

ANDAND WE FINALLY FINISHED LIT.!
WOOHOOOOO!!

goodbye for now
=)